mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
