Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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