office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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