You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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