Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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