were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
