my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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