I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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