his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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