She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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