Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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