i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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