Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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