also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
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