i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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