Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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