Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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