areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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