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(818): View more from California

Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.

(818): View more from California

Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.

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And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.

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(705): View more from Ontario

Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.

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