Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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