The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
How external is "for external use only"?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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