You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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