Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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