Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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