Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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