Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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