Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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