There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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