question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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