Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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