ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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