This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
