oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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