so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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