Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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