Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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