Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm passing your future prison.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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