Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
