i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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