I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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