Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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