ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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