He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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