just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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