can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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