my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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