I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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