I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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