How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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