If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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