Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
