Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Just invented taco cereal.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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