It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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