Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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