From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize
